DELAYINGITEM: "Wide World of News publishes late." What that loudmouth will say on your morning Zoom: Halperin is so lazy! What you should say on your morning Zoom: Actually, no, Mark has been fighting with his publishing platform for more than two hours, trying to get this edition out. He did his best, but he is, in addition to being his own editor, his own IT person. You should feel fortunate you are getting to read this version at all. Which reminds me: Please become a voluntary contributor or paying subscriber to support Mark's IT and journalism efforts here: You can contribute ANY amount you wish via any of the following routes: * Buy me a cocktail (at Arlington prices….), tax and server tip included, by clicking here. * Buy me a cup of coffee (or a month’s worth) by clicking here. * Check. Send a simple email to markhalperintalk@gmail.com and ask where you can send a piece of paper. • PayPal. markhalperinnyc@gmail.com • Venmo. Mark-Halperin-4 (telephone number ends in x3226) • Zelle. markhalperinnyc@gmail.com Remember: There are no ads, sponsors, investors, staff, or corporate backers with the Wide World of News. **** EVILINGITEM: World Cup at 2pm ET features the United States versus Iran. What that loudmouth will say on your morning Zoom: I don’t have time to watch some soccer game during the work day. What you should say on your morning Zoom: Sometimes a football match is not just a football match. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! **** WATCHINGITEM:
What that loudmouth will say on your morning Zoom: A handful of protesters are no match for the world’s most profound police state. What you should say on your morning Zoom: Realist David Sanger’s essential reading New York Times piece includes the word from his “realist” Biden administration sources on the delicate diplo dance of doom:
**** RAILROADINGITEM: "Biden asks US Congress to block railroad strike that could ‘devastate economy’" What that loudmouth will say on your morning Zoom: Big Labor’s defection could cause a real nomination challenge from the left for Joe Biden in 2024. What you should say on your morning Zoom: No, that won’t happen. But I’m curious to see if Bernie Sanders let’s this go through without a real fight. **** BREAKINGITEM: New York Times: "Jewish Allies Call Trump’s Dinner With Antisemites a Breaking Point" What that loudmouth will say on your morning Zoom: This is the beginning of the end of Trump’s support among American Jews and others who are horrified by antisemitism. What you should say on your morning Zoom: Gerard Baker is right that this is (only, maybe) an opportunity for there to be an end of Trump’s support among American Jews and others who are horrified by antisemitism. **** LIMITINGITEM: New York Times: "Trump Plans Limited Role in Georgia Senate Runoff" What that loudmouth will say on your morning Zoom: See? This proves Herschel Walker is not dumb. What you should say on your morning Zoom: See? This proves Trump is not dumb, because when Walker (likely) loses, Trump can now claim it was Brian Kemp's and Mitch McConnell’s fault. **** OVER/UNDER ANALYZINGITEM: Henry Olsen’s essential reading column boils down the Republican Party’s efforts to move on from Trump in 2024:
What that loudmouth will say on your morning Zoom: Every Republican I know wants to move on from Trump. What you should say on your morning Zoom: Olsen’s breakdown is solid but his conclusions about what that means for the finalists in the 2024 presidential nomination fight are, respectfully, way too neat and clean. You're currently a free subscriber to Wide World of News. For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. |
Never Be Your Own IT Person
November 29, 2022
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